30 Questions You’ll Ask When You Move To New Zealand
By Ian Benet - 19 Jul 2016
Arriving in for a new life in New Zealand my head was full of questions. Below are 30 of them. Some have been answered, most haven’t.
- Whaka.. what?
- Can you spell it for me?
- Did he really just say that on the radio?
- How come you get a public holiday for the Queen’s Birthday but Poms don’t?
- Is there anyone who wasn’t an extra in Lord of the Rings?
- What time does Spitting Feathers open?
- Why does everyone in rural New Zealand give me that look when I say I’m living in Auckland?
- Will you sponsor me so I can stay in the country?
- Will you marry me so I can stay in the country?
- So what exactly is a dairy?
- Feijoa. Where’s that?
- Why has that person not got any shoes on?
- Am I supposed to know who the Briscoes lady is?
- So rent is $450. We’re talking a month, right?
- Is anyone going to bring me the bill?
- What’s Eftpos?
- So apart from London and Edinburgh, what other parts of the UK did you visit on your OE?
- Did he really pull that girl’s ponytail?
- How is this front page news?
- So how long have you been in New Zealand?
- Is a shore girl really a sure thing?
- Why doesn’t everyone just take the train?
- Why are the electrical plugs so badly designed?
- Is saying that not considered politically incorrect?
- So is this a sweet or a lolly?
- Explain to me how your health system works again?
- Are all the beaches this beautiful?
- A tomato/avocado/punnet of strawberries costs how much?
- Why don’t we do things like this in back home?
- Why is everyone so friendly?
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